This is where most people cooled off. Actually, most people probably cooled off in their air conditioned trailers.
This campground was unusually clean and well-maintained. It was filled with people who are overweight, drive their golf carts from trailer to pool and get excited about the weekend's Turkey Roast. Strange but pleasant.
(There are no normal-sized people over the age of five in the place. I saw one person who was not overweight here. She was either suffering from some chronic disease or addiction.)